And that's yet another reason why I'm confused about this whole "AJ Hawk has a job" thing. This play typifies his career - zero football IQ.

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It's not a script, but didn't it take Flaubert something like fourteen years to write 'Madame Bovary'?

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As I'm a Packer fan, all I wanted this coming Sunday was a win. After "the call" and all this bullshit, I hope they kick the ever-loving fuck out of the Cowboys. Anything less than a three score vivisection might actually leave me a little disappointed.

I'm sad to say I'm not lying. The zebras killed me. Checked the final score later.

I'd rather the NFL stay silent on these calls than do the 2 + 2 = 5 song and dance. It reminds me of the Fail Mary: everyone knew it was the wrong call, but the NFL cited a rule that had never once been used (simultaneous catch) according to the real officials in its defense. In this case, the NFL's explanation was…

This ruined a great game and will be the only thing anyone talks about this week. I have no earthly idea why the league shuffles officiati crews for the most important games of the season.

"Fuck off with your constitutional rights."

So what possible reason could a law abiding citizen with no criminal history and who's not currently committing crimes have for saying "no" to an arbitrary and groundless and warrantless search of her house? Police are apparently the harbinger of the apocalypse du jour but consenting to searches aren't going to do…

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Shit idea from a shit restaurant in a shit location.

Agreed, but you have to admit that we went through a Rogan Carpet bombing that (at least of the immediate future) alienated more than a few people a la the Jude Lawocaust of 2006.

Does baby need his biddy?

Hottest of hot hot heat hot takes.

Absolutely spot on. One of my best friends is a cop and he rolls his eyes at crap like the Chief's response.

This was a regional game. As in I didn't hear about this until I got to work this morning. And now the Cleveland police chief has drawn the entire nation's attention to a passive form of activism. I didn't have an opinion of the Cleveland police, but now I do. Great job, Chief! I never understand why bosses (it's…

I agree with what you're saying, but there are way too many inferences a juror would to need to make to get there, which really diminishes the probative value of the evidence and increases likelihood it would confuse a jury. Even if it had been admitted, a half dead DATTY would have a field day with it during both…

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Damn you.