The funniest part about FSTs is that they aren't the visual indicator that officers use to determine whether you're intoxicated. I used to attend training with law enforcement on how they approach traffic stops, domestics, etc. When you are drunk and move your eyes from side to side, you eyes slightly twitch as they…

The Giants will be nothing next year. Just watch!

Cue the "the Giants only won because [fill in blank]. We know that we're really the better team." from #BFIB

One of my three favorite games, but I felt awful playing as an evil character when I was trying to get the level 30 achievement. It was distressing how much easier the game was to kill everyone in your path.

The Blades reminded my of that support group for washed out child heroes from the Venture Brothers.

So stupid but so funny. +1

I realize that teams "modernized" their uniforms to make more money on merchandise sales, but am I alone in thinking the "throwback" designs are better? Pat the Patriot, Creamsicle Bucs, Rams, Eagles, Broncos (in particular) just look better. The new ones look like they were designed in some third grade art contest.

Aren't Schiano and Incognito looking for jobs?

Holyfuckingshit this is amazing.

Assault doesn't by any stretch of the imagination require grievous bodily injury. If someone comes at you slashing with a knife, that's first degree assault; it doesn't matter if you were actually slashed, which could also be charged as attempted murder if "grievous" enough.

Before we get started here, this is not bullying.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/1977…

I am a Lynch fan and did not enjoy this show. Perhaps it's because I watched the show years after its original run, but it seems like a self parody. It's so over the top and melodramatic and consciously weird and horribly acted that it elicits too many unintentional laughs to be taken seriously. While I don't hate…

Was the overtanned, prunefaced,woman with the false teeth screaming at the veteran that lady from those stop smoking commercials?

So, so stupid. +1

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I haven't read the other comments, but the batter shouldn't be able to leave the box more than twice in an at bat. I wanted to strangle Nomar when he took a minute between pitches.

The other guy actually of the two in addition to the one that's at issue here.

I'm completely ignorant of how this industry works, but what would Simmons's likelihood of success be if he launched his own site and left ESPN? Assuming he doesn't have a contract, what's keeping him from jumping ship after all the nonsense he apparently has to put up with.

Do not do anything that could be subject to any interpretation whatsoever.