This may be so, but the federal governments sees it a lot differently. They are both looking down the barrel of 15 years at the most, but their guidelines will likely put them around 12.5. It all depends on whom they draw as a judge.

Oh my fucking GOD you're totally right. That wasn't an overstatement at all and it certainly wasn't commenting on the commonality of pot and alcohol charges for people between the ages of 17-22.

This show is the reason I stopped watching ESPN years ago for anything but live games. This was as contrived as Tiger Woods's statement after his sexcapades complete with female anchor and textbook CYA language courtesy of ESPN legal.

As a Milwaukeean, Schlitz brown bottles (not sure if they are available outside the Midwest) are great and I totally agree with your High Life assessment. However, you're overlooking the actual purpose of MHF: as a boilermaker base or a whisky shot chaser. It's like beer flavored water with a touch of alcohol to…

As a straight man I will now be actively seeking out "the gays" to "do gay shit in front of me." Am I in danger of gayification by osmosis though?

+1

Did you see Enough?

Did he actually say "one of those"???

"I was simply saying to take all things into consideration for preventative purposes. Take a rape victim for example. She may have been legitimately raped and gotten pregnant as a result, but she didn't do anything to prevent it by wearing a short skirt and/or staying out on a weekend after 9:30. Now I'm not saying…

We have a winner!

And this "explanation" shows that he still doesn't get it. Again, fuck this guy.

Dear Assholes who think this incident in any way is a woman's fault,

In other words, lie to Goodell and bruise his ever so fragile ego, he'll crush you. Smashing a woman's face is all right so long as you come clean and promise you'll change!

What really grinds me about this is that the "Bountygate" suspensions came down to nothing more than the Saints lying to Ginge.

Agree. NFL claims to hold itself to the highest standard of ever anything of all time, which is complete bullshit considering the ostensiblt

This might be hyperbole and a "gut" reaction to this story, but does anyone else here feel slightly nauseated, guilty, etc. when you watch an NFL game, draft, etc. or otherwise consume its product in any way? I sometimes feel complicit in this bullshit despite football being my favorite sport.

I missed a T and a hyphen: Hot-Taker.

Flacco has completely lost all "chemistry" with Rice. Rice has no "leadership" skills. Rice has no "heart." Beating a woman, however, will likely not affect his "intangibles." Did I cover all the bullshit buzzwords tokened by Hotakers?

A correspondence school like our dentist-cum-birther Orly Taint.

Their NFL group is left with a gaping hole sans Favre that Manziel and Tebow will never be able to fill.