Well, according to most of the commenters here, all you have to do is use the exact same (“proper”) sentence structure that they do and they won’t even be able to notice your accent.

Welcome to (presumably) the US/Canada/Australia/the UK! (unless you are [insert whatever migrant group being picked on this…

guess you’ve never tried team karate

It’s a pessimistic view you have there, but one I happen to share. Not a one of these politicians care about the nameless faces that gawp up at them on their dais. Just like all of us, they are motivated by a profound self interest the same way most all humans have been since pre-history. One difference is they…

Your dedication to your craft is admirable. That said, if Quark bit on a bar of Gold Pressed Latinum and found out it was nothing more than a foil covered piece of lecithin-laden chocolate, he would be none too happy.

You’re quirky. Star for you.

All he did was make notes in his calendar of when we actually had sex--I think it was just a star or something. A single star, not even a rating or anything. My mom had thought I was staying on campus all those weekends, etc....way overblown, considering I was the award-winning student in the English department....

COTD! Shut it down folks - we have a winner!

I saw the title and the picture and hoped to be the first pervert to make an inappropriate comment... hats off to you.

Came here to say this.

Sounds like a good movie.

Your peaceful slumber is shattered by your alarm going off but you can’t find the phone. You search more and more frantically until you locate it just out of reach fallen down a crevice between the wall and furniture.

i love excalibur

Aw crap.

I agree Evernote is bloated, they really blew it , totally lost the zen of note taking and are over charging. My system is:

Technically, doesn’t everything?

I only came here for the comments. Thank you. Mission Accomplished :D :D

oh, I’m sure they knew exactly what they were doing

Following a health crisis last February, I’ve had the chance to completely overhaul my diet and start an exercise plan. Starting with the first snap - taken while I was in the emergency room after my (minor, thanks be) heart atack, through the quad bypass, and ever since, I’ve found it singularly comforting and useful…

Funny you mention that - I wrote a short story for a small, unknown magazine, and that was almost an exact line of dialogue in it. What can o say - I work with what I know.