I like where you're going with this and I'd take it a step further. I'm pretty sure it was John Lennon who said "There are no problems only solutions". So I'd amend your comment to read "what's the solution to this situation?"

I can get on board with the concept of rephrasing "problems" to make it less stressful. Because, let's be real. Not everything is a "problem." The fact that I have a deadline coming up isn't a problem. It's my job. A friend coming into town and upsetting my established plans requires some fixing, but it's far from a…

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

If gmail is so smart, how come when I type "me" in the TO: box for an email, it still can't figure out that I want to send an email to myself.