Really no speedometer?

Awesome of you to stop by, and I just wanted to say that I think you're hilarious, and Achmed is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Would I drive it? Of course I would. Pretending I had the money to afford this, I would most certainly not buy it compared to something of similar value.

Fun to drive rain or shine, or snow. 4 doors, all wheel drive, and I love how it looks. Plus I've wanted an Evo since the first Gran Turismo.

Got it already? I may be slow, but congratulations again

Congratulations! I know you've wanted this more than the rest of Jalopnik :)

Attacking civilians is one thing, but you swung your sword at the children.

With the way warranties are on new cars, this is very true in general. GTR is most appropriate though.

Hate to say it, but it's not overly difficult to guess words when they give you letters. Especially after playing enough, you start seeing repeats.

The fanboy in me is frothing at the mouth for not having a Gran Turismo in here...

What is this sorcery? Her back is reflected in front of her?

A lot of posts show what I'd consider to be quite expensive cars.

Agreed. The Jalopnik commenters are a few levels above this.

I wanted a fun turbocharged AWD car.

This saddens the fan boy in me :(

He's allowed, he's good at it :)

This was an awesome read. Makes me want one based just on the "we don't give a shit" in regard to fuel economy, and the idea of bending lug nuts.

Well if the Impala is trying to get out of the rental car stereotype, maybe this is trying to secure it.

I agree. I just think a real dog would be moving a little bit or something. It is a very convincing stuffed animal.

Obviously the police screwed up by not waiting for some sign of movement, or making a noise first or something, but still, what did the toy owner expect to happen?