When I went to preview my college way back when, I stayed with a current student who was trans, and we went to visit his friend, and she had the lyrics to this plus some more that she made up on post-its all over one wall of her dorm.

The current bf is always on about how he could live between my thighs, etc etc and so forth. My vagina is apparently made for being licked.

My mom had one of these. We squeezed it one day and like an EXPLOSION of zit-gunk came out. I think it's still in there. She's got a weird blackhead, but she won't let me pop it.

My oldest cousin chews loudly with her mouth open all the time. I'm so grossed out. It's grooooossssssss. MAKE IT STOP!

I got more of a Sploosh (like from the book Holes) peaches-and-onions flavor. Stringy, toothsome flesh. I really liked it.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...

I think 8th grade may be generous. I'm thinking she's a firstie who hasn't finished the WI course requirement.

It's not that they can't experience prejudice and discrimination (lowercase-r-racism, I will say), but capital-R-Racism is a huge thing that includes systematic and long-term historical oppression on a large scale. So she's technically right, but it sounds like she's trying so hard to white knight.

Indeed, the sorority angle is weird. Smith has no sororities. Why bother when the houses are small enough to be like sororities anyways?

Multi-point inspection. Hairstyle, existence of plaid button downs in the closets, Ani di Franco on the iPod, etc.

For one thing, she's SUPER DUPER HOMOPHOBIC which is not at all cool. Especially at such an inclusive place as Smith. It's meant to bee a safe space, a bubble if you will, where we don't have to worry about this kind of garbage. Whether it's lived up to that, even recently, is still debatable, but the ideal is there.

T-T I could never get a girlfriend in college because of thisssssss. Why can't I like ladies (and dudes, incidentally) and have long, silky hair, whyyyyyyyy?

Especially not at Smith!

Say it with me now. Talcum. Powder.

Lava-balls is quite easily solved with talcum powder. I need to make some cards or flyers or something.

I'm so glad my college had no sororities. Smith College! Yay!

You are a nobhead. A complete idiot. READ DUMMY!

BAH. I failed...

I'm half Korean dating an older white guy, living in Korea.

Pub Quiz is sacrosanct.