The best thing I've ever heard a guy say to me "I think you're being slightly irrational, but maybe that's just me and I'm crazy and being a dick."

That one's spelled Psy.

Maybe it's like a good head scratch? With fingers in the hair and gentle rubs and such? Because that is, for me (a lady) at least, the best.

Go ahead and go full on nerd. Mentat, like Dune.

I discovered the Gimlet. It is my spirit animal. Gin and lime juice. Fuck. Yes.

I like pasta, a lot, but I just can't deal with the carb crash. I eat it sparingly. It's the best, though.

I was going to say, it's not just that they limited their research to print media, but they also leveled the playing field too much. For every one article out there about a male politician's appearance, there have got to be like 20 for female politicians. The scale is not even close.

I had a good experience this weekend at a new club that opened up in my city. Went for the BF's birthday, and he was getting drinks at the bar. I decided I was going to go check on him, and while I was walking through the club, rando guy grabs my arm and turns me to face him. The combination of bitch face plus implied…

You have some serious issues with sex/bodies.

There's not a problem with that, I think, as long as you're straightforward about it. My parents did something similar when they got married. My dad married my mom while he was stationed in Korea with the Army, and they were going to move back to the States afterwards, so instead of getting a bunch of dishes and heavy…

I think that rather than just the father saying "See ya!" maybe there could be some kind of form? A legally binding document that says the father was willing to help the mother pay for services to end the life of the fetus, the mother knowingly declined and the mother foregoes any claims for child support or something…

Birdemic: Shock and Terror could only be improved by the addition of Michael Cera...

Loved the commercial, it was painfully cute. Kid logic.

Young-il Kim. You hyphenated incorrectly, possibly out of confusion as to how Korean names are organized.

These should be obvious for both partners. Steak dinner last night was THE ACTUAL BEST.

Dude (lady-dude?) yes. Regularly hearing the words "Your pussy is AMAZING." is the best ever.

Never have I been more thankful to be seeing an older guy who has seen many vaginas (even the wacky ones from old pornos from the late 80's) in his day and is not at all afraid to get down in there even when I haven't had the chance to tidy things up.

Everyone around me hates when I swear except the guy I'm seeing right now, and I think he mostly likes it because I wear pretty, frilly, flouncy, girly things and then start cursing like a mad person.

You are not alone! And I'm not even that queer. (I'm a wee bit queer, though...)