Your husband's level = Pro

Bahahahahahaha. I so want to use this.

It's so pretty... O.O

I just use pleasure withholding for people who smoke.

It doesn't matter how much you weigh or how tall you are; she was being an asshole.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes. Except instead of unsolicited, I would lean more towards tactless as a descriptor. But everything you said is true.

This line, gets em every time... Makes dudes feel flattered.

It is a well documented fact that storks hate lesbians and refuse outright to bring them lovable babies. It's science.

PFFFFT. OMG.

I'm just going to Liz Taylor you a bit now and say "College?! NOOOOOOOOOO!" (Awoooooooo).

I'll accept your point still stands that the majority (I won't say the vast majority, because semantically, I don't believe it to be true, especially if we're relying on self-identification) is heterosexual, but actually, I'm looking at the statistics, and the statistic you pulled from Norway was not measuring…

I will amend, then.

I did not know there was such a thing as Cheesepie... I have no oven...

Watched too much House. That fucking bone marrow needle...

Do we have evidence that the "vast majority" of people are straight?

No, their daughters aren't ever going to have sex at any point in their lives ever for the rest of their lives.

You, my friend, have just discovered the concept of "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts" also known as "chocolate is the shit."

I agree. My best friend in the whole world (I can say this because currently I am halfway around the world from him) has Asperger's. I am always happy to hear that other people are happy living with it. It gives us hope to get through the rough times.

I definitely vote for resistentialism. I have this. Every day. My apartment hates me. I discovered this morning that the floor heating system conspired with the windows and there was condensation all over them on the inside. My bed is next to the windows, and I accidentally flopped my arm into a frigid puddle of water…