Actually, a more apt comparison would be to say that since all the people are at ray's house are sitting in all the chairs, but I came all the way over here, spent all the gas, etc, we should appropriate the chairs, and the food too, and disturb the mourning of the people in the house to watch the movies. We're going…

Also this!

This is exactly what I am doing right now.

This is part of what frustrates me about the huge focus on rape prevention. It assumes that a) men are uncontrollable animals that are permanently shackled to their penises (but seriously, they aren't, this is no excuse) and b) that it is an inherent part of being a woman to experience constant fear of being in public…

My dad is the one who set up our home network on a server named "techdog" so his laptop is techdog, my brother's is techpup, mine is lapdog, and my iPod is iDog.

I'm an English major. Should've been better.

But it's so much more fun to take it literally...

Your last one there is a double entendre! Huzzah!

You win the rap battle.

Or maybe they're looking for an easier lay and think that since she's not as attractive as her friends, she has lower standards.

http://www.change.org/petitions/carolyn-martin-president-of-amherst-college-and-the-college-administration-terminate-all-counselors-and-deans-involved-in-angie-epifano-s-rape-scandal

Yeah, but colons get used in other things. Time stamps, designating subtitles for books and essays, etc.

Texan lady here, and I'll piss in the wind with you. It's cool. We can be rebels.

1) Semicolon. Thank you for using that properly. Possibly the most under appreciated punctuation ever, but possibly one of the most useful.

.... Not a pun. A Honey Boo Boo reference.

Except those piddling social issues actually affect our lives, you know, like trying to balance one's checkbook and budgeting for things like both control and healthcare and our annual check up, the rising cost of living, and our wellbeing. Dismissing social issues as unimportant only works if you don't look at how…

Mmm. Yes. Recent ex boyfriend (may he stew in guilt forever) was in an orchestra. Tuxes and suits all the time. When he was performing at my school, he would come by in the middle of the night to see me still wearing them. Which then became hilarious when my April Fool's joke was to pretend we got married and post…

Oh please. Just because you can't get away with hilariously mocking rednecks like i can, because you're a Yank and it would sound like elitism instead of joking...

Imagine if Nascar had co-drivers.

I keep seeing comments that are like "Why would you put Taylor Swift on a Nascar car?"