My dad is the one who set up our home network on a server named "techdog" so his laptop is techdog, my brother's is techpup, mine is lapdog, and my iPod is iDog.

I'm an English major. Should've been better.

But it's so much more fun to take it literally...

Your last one there is a double entendre! Huzzah!

You win the rap battle.

Or maybe they're looking for an easier lay and think that since she's not as attractive as her friends, she has lower standards.

http://www.change.org/petitions/carolyn-martin-president-of-amherst-college-and-the-college-administration-terminate-all-counselors-and-deans-involved-in-angie-epifano-s-rape-scandal

Yeah, but colons get used in other things. Time stamps, designating subtitles for books and essays, etc.

Texan lady here, and I'll piss in the wind with you. It's cool. We can be rebels.

1) Semicolon. Thank you for using that properly. Possibly the most under appreciated punctuation ever, but possibly one of the most useful.

.... Not a pun. A Honey Boo Boo reference.

Except those piddling social issues actually affect our lives, you know, like trying to balance one's checkbook and budgeting for things like both control and healthcare and our annual check up, the rising cost of living, and our wellbeing. Dismissing social issues as unimportant only works if you don't look at how…

Mmm. Yes. Recent ex boyfriend (may he stew in guilt forever) was in an orchestra. Tuxes and suits all the time. When he was performing at my school, he would come by in the middle of the night to see me still wearing them. Which then became hilarious when my April Fool's joke was to pretend we got married and post…

Oh please. Just because you can't get away with hilariously mocking rednecks like i can, because you're a Yank and it would sound like elitism instead of joking...

Imagine if Nascar had co-drivers.

I keep seeing comments that are like "Why would you put Taylor Swift on a Nascar car?"

I don't know how you can even feel marginally better about that. Now this poor girl's story is going to be used as anecdotal evidence for "well you didn't fight back against the 250 lb man holding a knife to your throat, so clearly you wanted it"

The thing is, Mama June is not a contrived character. Any created role for larger actresses defines them by their weight.

I considered going as the subject of this painting for Halloween once, but I could never pull that off.

Weird sexualization aside, I think that this advertising campaign really really suits the perfume it's advertising for. The scent is fresh and delicate, but it also has some nice spicy undertones. I'm so glad there wasn't any overt pinkness in the video here, because the palette works so well for that fragrance.