Out of curiosity, where in Korea are you? In general, like major city, small town or countryside? Try going for a soup for at least one meal per day. Most Korean soups are very filling and have some kind of protein, whether it's meat or fish or tofu.

I'm tempted to ask the long distance boyfriend to send me a shirt of his.

My mom says we can go to Korea next year... Mmmm. Must go with wild, soju-loving aunt.

The amount of self-censorship... Dear God, the amount of self-censorship...

I need to make stickers or cards. They will say "This is not my angry face"

My friend also has a Beeker expression that is somewhere between disgust and affrontedness.

Oh. There was this really silly British sitcom... One of the characters made a joke about how she only had a limited number of facial expressions before her face would start to wrinkle. Or something like that...

"I can't imagine how you were feeling when your face got stuck like that."

I dunno. I would totally hire this sloth to do my smiling for me. I send too much time thinking and looking serious, and bonus: I would have a sloth with me all the time.

I'm going to try to calmly answer the main points that you keep making.

I feel ya. My mom didn't work for the school, but she did some serious volunteering while I was in elementary and middle school. My mom's bilingual, with English being her second language, so sometimes she messes up, especially in high stress situations, like working a junior high concession stand during a district…

I don't think that the people who are donating to this woman's "vacation/retirement fund" are the kinds that go ignoring other charities. It takes a certain kind of person to have that kind of wherewithal to donate to a stranger, and that applies to charities as well. I do think that the plight being so personal (i.e.…

It's not exactly a random sampling. It's the male abercrombie models, who are probably picked for their lack of chest hair, among other things.

Vicodin also makes me super nauseous. Had all 3 wisdom teeth (one was inexplicably missing) out last fall, and they gave me two kinds of pain meds, one which was just a larger dose of Ibuprofen and vicodin for the other. I hid the vicodin away and just took the ibuprofen.

I feel like, I dunno. Finnick is supposed to be big and strong and manly, and I like Armie Hammer for him, but I can also see the boyishly cute looks getting needy and goofy and broken too. I can see the possibility for it in his looks. He's cute, but not too rugged to not be hurt.

You misunderstood, I think. I said "I don't know how you fake being THAT pregnant." Not that I don't know how you fake being pregnant at all, because it is easier to fake being like a month pregnant. But 7 months pregnant? That's extremely hard to fake, I would think.

Another thing. She, at this point, could not really fake being pregnant, as she told them "I am pregnant. I'm less than 60 days from having my baby."

My best friend has Aspergers, so I get a constant reminder. He doesn't really look for conventional desk jobs.

Don't act like you know who I am and how my life is. You're here instigating anger and outrage in the commentariat and then ignoring details and information that appeared in the article. So really, what I'm saying is that you're stupid, you don't read, you don't listen, and you're trolling.

This is how I speak to trolls and idiots all the time. I have no patience for someone who is purposely refuses to listen to reason and facts.