I see it now but come on, his face is fat and furry in this. It’s not EXACTLY.

I read “mates” as a verb.. Please remove this image from my head.

I write in this weird language that demands me to end every statement with a semicolon.

“strip fried chicken of all its skin at the store” challenge?

Be on the lookout for Reese’s new “White Creme Legume Butter Cups” coming this fall.

In a related suit, they are also suing Reeses because peanuts are not actually a nut.

I love Good Omens! I enjoy the benefits of Prime and definitely get my money's worth. 

Anyone know how to convert a regular Prime account to Prime Student, or if that’s even possible. I can’t seem to find a way without cancelling my Prime and re-signing up, which seems weird and makes me nervous.

And Andersen’s story had the sea witch literally cutting out the little mermaid’s (who didn’t even have a name), tongue as well as offering to restore her voice and her life as before if she could slaughter the prince and his new bride so their blood would wash over her feet and make her fins come back. So honey…

She’d make an awesome mermaid mom though.

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

As an expert marine cetaceo-primatologist, I can confirm that mermaids are not black. I have attached an image which I hope clears up any remaining confusion

I am such a fan of Leonard Pitts. I once had the pleasure of driving him to/from the airport for a speaking engagement at my university, and he was an absolute gem. Sometimes those car rides are brutally awkward (it was about a two-hour drive), but he was easy to talk to and so, so smart. I liked him before that, but…

I’d be down if they gave this entire thing a Caribbean vibe instead of just “Under the Sea”.

My man Leonard Pitts! This gentleman has worked his ass off for years trying to make us woke before we know what woke meant. My, life (shit I’m old), I’ve read damn near every column he’s written for 30 or so years, and while i havent agreed with every take, hes always been like the good angel on the shoulder of…

At least we’re beyond the age of having to remove the mouse ball and cleaning it.

Here is our situation: we both work 50-60 hour weeks and are raising two small children, one of which wakes up 2-3x per night. Not to mention all the other chores that go along with maintaining and keeping a clean house. There is barely enough energy left to simply crawl into bed. It doesn’t take a therapist to figure…