Throwing it to Carson Kressley on the OG Queer Eye. There does not seem to be a gif of it, so picture:

I HATE being this asshole, but there’s a major difference between alluding and eluding. Alluding is referencing, eluding is avoiding.

This is how bad my Avenatti thirst is, me msg a friend after work Friday. Mind you I’m a grown man.

Agreed up to a point, but only in that I suspect our politics may differ slightly.

I voted for Hillary in 2016, because she was preferable to Trump—but I didn’t want to vote for Bernie (I didn’t want Hillary, either, but she became the lesser of two evils in my mind).

Progressive candidates are fine and well, but I…

Thus “primaries are absolutely the time to fight out ideological differences.”

Want the man or woman running in the primary? Get your folks out to vote for them.

Don’t want the absolute shit-monster running against the candidate you don’t like as much? Maybe vote in a way that’s slightly better than absolute…

Just a little reminder:

Bevin was elected because everyone in the state (including registered Republicans) thought he was such a goddamned joke that his Democratic challenger would be a shoo-in. We’d just come off of a successful term for Democratic Governor Steve Beshear, and it seemed a foregone conclusion that this…

If there is any word that needs to vanish from the English lexicon, it is “butthurt.” Yes, it’s a recent coinage, and it is not actually being misused, but all the same, it marks any who unironically employ it as completely fucking insufferable.

Ditto “sheeple”, though I’ve noticed that its sincere use rarely goes…

I suppose it’s easier bring water to the desert than bringing year-round sunshine to, say, moist Minnesota.

Be water? Or be in water?

This “awesome” thing is kind of ridiculous, but, I was infuriated after I recently watched two episodes of The Best Thing I Ever Ate on Food Network, and the same person was featured on both episodes.

For those who don’t get why sites like this exist:

If you know it wasn’t intended for you, and you know how to figure out who it was intended for, do the fucking right thing and figure out who it was intended for. Don’t just keep it for yourself, what are you, a cartoon villain?

Because otherwise, Amazon will make the true recipient wait three full days before it can be reported missing and be reshipped. So you’re under no obligation to call, but you’ve done your good deed for the day and now have some free shit.

Me too. My Irish mother spent most of my childhood screaming at us very white kids “are you kids out of your cotton-picking minds.” To be clear:

That’s literally my face right now. I’ve heard that term used in place of swearing since I was a little kid. I honest to God never made the connection.

That feeling when you’ve been using an originally racist term as a replacement for a profanity for decades.

This is pretty insensitive since this is about people who have celiac disease. You know, those people who actually need a gluten-free diet to not be perpetually sick.

Mayonnaise with Bay Seasoning.

Gwen, sweety, darling.... tatertots are not fries. They are tasty and good and everything, but they are no more a fry than hashbrowns are.

A Zatoichi-esque blind swordsman is a must.