As someone who gets migraines, these “thunderclap headaches” sound goddamn awful.

Do not fuck with a food item that appears to flipping you off.

As much as I love the screen-accurate cosplays we see so much, there has to be some love for people who just want to play. When I was a kid and wanted to be a dragon I painted some cardboard boxes and went to town on that roar.

I had high hopes, but this was deflating.

If this isn’t already in your life, you need this in your life:

Mandarin Duck is like “u accidentally fade that shit in the wash? cold water, bro.”

Is this really a thing? Is it that hard to cook rice? I use a heavy bottomed pot and about twice as much water as rice (a little more for brown rice), a little salt, bring to a boil, simmer until water is absorbed. The rice is always delicious.

Now I want rice.

i don’t knwo why that’s not a rule for every goddamn person on the planet

People just shouldn’t do this with non blood relatives.

Never drink out of a black person’s glass or take a bite of their food without permission.

I got the test as a gift, so I’m not sure about at point of purchase, but when you sign up you have to decide whether you want to make it possible to be matched with others. I found it quite clear that the choice existed, and easy to adjust my settings so my profile wouldn’t be linked to anyone else’s.

trolling and pirate mischief

As much as I hate to say it, thank you for bringing up mouth-feel. Aluminum is much smoother than glass on a microscopic level and as a result has fewer places for the bubbles to nucleate and rise. Having fewer bubbles in the can leaves the beer less aerated than the glass which conceals some of the more nuanced…

Hillbillies like Mitchell have operated pretty much with impunity because 1) most of the backwater US is racist as fuck 2) media attention on stuff like this is few and far between. This is one of the few times when you can say, god bless the internet for shining a light on racist twats like this

Sometimes I see a headline like this and think... there must be some kind of wrinkle in the fuller story to complicate this tidy narrative. Surely there must be more to this story than the headline indicates.

This is not one of those times.

Bottle vs. Can? If you drinking out the container, glass wins hands down, it has to do with mouth feel and the different thermal properties of glass and aluminum. Put bottle and can into two glasses for a blind taste test, and you can’t tell the difference.

There is no part of that sentence that makes sense. (1) Vaginas do not menstruate (2) menstruation is not secret (3) menstruation is not brilliant (4) is her vagina some sort of misanthropic genius, the Dr. House of her body (5) what.

It’s kind of eh.

I’ve only ever heard it done in a self-aware/sarcastic way, like the person doing it is aware of the ridiculousness of it. For example, a student in one of my classes might say, “Hey, bio lab just got cancelled.” And another might respond “Hashtag Blessed.” It’s meant to be a tongue-in-cheek response that also pokes…