Growing up in the midwest, the first time I had mayo on corn on the cob was a revelation. I married into a big Mexican-American family, and my wife’s grandma throws weekly Mexican barbeques every Sunday evening, with steak, chicken, ground beef tacos, and mexican-style corn on the cob.

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

I’m bisexual so the following only applies when I was dating guys: when I was dating, I always offered to split bills but didn’t make a big deal if the guy offered to pay. I don’t like to feel like there is any kind of “obligation” or “debt.” If I don’t want a second date, I want to walk away and not feel like I owe…

I proposed to my wife, but before I asked, I asked her if she would say yes if I did. She laughed and said she would. I circled back around a few weeks later and set up a super romantic date. She kept asking if I was going to propose and I denied it. Finally at the end, I propose. She laughed and said she already said…

I before E, except after C, or when pulling a feisty heist on your weird beige foreign neighbor.

Rack Rocks™ 

Okay, but what are your thoughts on crystal tits?

The scientist is right on the money - if you want to have lots of jam and lots of cream the cream has to go on the bottom. The issue is that clotted cream (in most places I’ve gone to at least) is kind of like cream cheese; it’s a lot firmer than a typical jelly or jam. So if you’re just doing a thin layer of jam you…

He exceeded all expectations, lived his life to the fullest and got to play poker in the future.

Paste the following filters into UBlock Origin:

In the real world, you are limited by the map God has provided, the matter he’s created, and the physics he established.

This is why I think every open world game needs a photo mode. Artists spend thousands of hours building these amazing worlds and being able to stop and take pictures of them is amazing and really lets their work shine. I’ve spent hours in Horizon Zero Dawn taking pictures - being able to adjust the time of day and…

Took our pre-teen, out kid to an advanced screening of this last weekend. Any attempts by me to critique the film were crushed by the fact that our kid wept openly for pretty much the last 20 minutes of the film. When the lights came up, kid looked at us and said, “That’s me.”

Totally a TVSmarty note, but Zoey was on an episode of Frasier. She played Roz’s annoying niece. She and Kelsey HAVE worked together.

Was going to post something very similar...

It’s kind of mortifying to me how many people are getting this relatively simple matter of biology all wrong. I mean yeah the article isn’t worded all that well but damn.

It depends on the card you buy and what you put into them, I guess.

The suit is almost certainly referring to cervical vertebrae, found in the neck beginning at the lower edge of the skull. Nothing to do with the cervix.

I would appreciate a card with gender neutral terms, like “To a Wonderful Parent” or “You’re the Greatest Guardian” but “Happy You Day” sounds like a celebration of a day when you get to wank a lot.

Umm, cervical pain probably meaning pain in the cervical (neck) vertebrae. Not the other cervix.