I’m bisexual so the following only applies when I was dating guys: when I was dating, I always offered to split bills but didn’t make a big deal if the guy offered to pay. I don’t like to feel like there is any kind of “obligation” or “debt.” If I don’t want a second date, I want to walk away and not feel like I owe…

I proposed to my wife, but before I asked, I asked her if she would say yes if I did. She laughed and said she would. I circled back around a few weeks later and set up a super romantic date. She kept asking if I was going to propose and I denied it. Finally at the end, I propose. She laughed and said she already said…

I before E, except after C, or when pulling a feisty heist on your weird beige foreign neighbor.

Rack Rocks™ 

Okay, but what are your thoughts on crystal tits?

The scientist is right on the money - if you want to have lots of jam and lots of cream the cream has to go on the bottom. The issue is that clotted cream (in most places I’ve gone to at least) is kind of like cream cheese; it’s a lot firmer than a typical jelly or jam. So if you’re just doing a thin layer of jam you…

In the real world, you are limited by the map God has provided, the matter he’s created, and the physics he established.

This is why I think every open world game needs a photo mode. Artists spend thousands of hours building these amazing worlds and being able to stop and take pictures of them is amazing and really lets their work shine. I’ve spent hours in Horizon Zero Dawn taking pictures - being able to adjust the time of day and…

Took our pre-teen, out kid to an advanced screening of this last weekend. Any attempts by me to critique the film were crushed by the fact that our kid wept openly for pretty much the last 20 minutes of the film. When the lights came up, kid looked at us and said, “That’s me.”

Totally a TVSmarty note, but Zoey was on an episode of Frasier. She played Roz’s annoying niece. She and Kelsey HAVE worked together.

Was going to post something very similar...

It’s kind of mortifying to me how many people are getting this relatively simple matter of biology all wrong. I mean yeah the article isn’t worded all that well but damn.

It depends on the card you buy and what you put into them, I guess.

The suit is almost certainly referring to cervical vertebrae, found in the neck beginning at the lower edge of the skull. Nothing to do with the cervix.

I would appreciate a card with gender neutral terms, like “To a Wonderful Parent” or “You’re the Greatest Guardian” but “Happy You Day” sounds like a celebration of a day when you get to wank a lot.

Umm, cervical pain probably meaning pain in the cervical (neck) vertebrae. Not the other cervix.

Not to say that Elizabeth Warren has any native heritage to find, but I’m surprised so many people seem to have so much faith in these DNA tests. People treat the most like they’re solid science, but they’re barely more trustworthy than your horoscope. You can get different results depending on which company you…

Caitlyn Jenner now believes that Trump has set back transgender rights 20 years.

Patrick STILL has a great body, almost 80 and he doesn’t work out. Genetics, man.

I used to work with a woman whose husband was a Pepperidge Farm sales rep. Part of his job involved collected products past their best buy dates. She used to always bring in Pepperidge Farm cookies that was just slightly past this and they were delicious. Gotta love month-past Milanos.