In the real world, you are limited by the map God has provided, the matter he’s created, and the physics he established.

This is why I think every open world game needs a photo mode. Artists spend thousands of hours building these amazing worlds and being able to stop and take pictures of them is amazing and really lets their work shine. I’ve spent hours in Horizon Zero Dawn taking pictures - being able to adjust the time of day and…

Took our pre-teen, out kid to an advanced screening of this last weekend. Any attempts by me to critique the film were crushed by the fact that our kid wept openly for pretty much the last 20 minutes of the film. When the lights came up, kid looked at us and said, “That’s me.”

Totally a TVSmarty note, but Zoey was on an episode of Frasier. She played Roz’s annoying niece. She and Kelsey HAVE worked together.

Was going to post something very similar...

It’s kind of mortifying to me how many people are getting this relatively simple matter of biology all wrong. I mean yeah the article isn’t worded all that well but damn.

It depends on the card you buy and what you put into them, I guess.

The suit is almost certainly referring to cervical vertebrae, found in the neck beginning at the lower edge of the skull. Nothing to do with the cervix.

I would appreciate a card with gender neutral terms, like “To a Wonderful Parent” or “You’re the Greatest Guardian” but “Happy You Day” sounds like a celebration of a day when you get to wank a lot.

Umm, cervical pain probably meaning pain in the cervical (neck) vertebrae. Not the other cervix.

Not to say that Elizabeth Warren has any native heritage to find, but I’m surprised so many people seem to have so much faith in these DNA tests. People treat the most like they’re solid science, but they’re barely more trustworthy than your horoscope. You can get different results depending on which company you…

Caitlyn Jenner now believes that Trump has set back transgender rights 20 years.

Patrick STILL has a great body, almost 80 and he doesn’t work out. Genetics, man.

Captain Kirk was banging non-humans 50 years ago and no one got upset until he kissed a black woman.

I’m gonna be honest for a hot second there while reading I thought they all got sick because they ate the cat food too.

I used to work with a woman whose husband was a Pepperidge Farm sales rep. Part of his job involved collected products past their best buy dates. She used to always bring in Pepperidge Farm cookies that was just slightly past this and they were delicious. Gotta love month-past Milanos.

Hunger or thirst will do that to you. I will forever maintain that the flat, bland, caffeine free, and near frozen diet coke I had after one particularly long and humid day of working outside was the best drink I have ever had.

Back in scouts when I was a kid, I had a bowl of oatmeal while camping and thought it was the best thing in the world. I got home and asked my dad to make me some and it was absolutely disgusting.  My wife and I now refer to any food that only tastes good because you are extremely hungry as oatmeal.

I didn’t either until recently, but now they are a very useful tool for my family. My husband is going in for a major medical procedure next week and he may be mildly unwell to completely disabled for weeks afterward. As in, weak enough that he won’t even be able to lift his head off the pillow for awhile. So I got a…

My brother bought my mom one. I’m not a big fan of devices like that, but I can’t control what my siblings get her. At first it was just kind of a silly toy to play music. Now that she’s losing her memory, we use it more as an assistive device. My sister is trying to train her to ask it what day it is when she…