To be honest, what more did you want? He got up there, he effectively rebuked Trump without embarrassing us or himself, and he managed to express a positive vision for America. I thought he was pretty inspiring.

Ted Allen once replied to a tweet of mine about Chopped and basically it was the highlight of my life. He is a delight.

I need to go find old articles about him because I swear every time a new headline pops up, he looks more deranged than before. It’s like watching a person morph into a pack of Skittles.

Plus you know some people are gonna try to bang in there, it’ll be disgusting.

Yeah, I’m not willing to trade off the convenience, either. I lived for a few months without a microwave and like you found it to be tedious. And it’s not like I’m addicted to the microwave, but some things are just way more convenient to do with one. But that’s sort of how I operate. I’ll make 2-3 big dinners per…

I’d be more concerned about the cart than the meat. I’m not a lunatic, so I’m not constantly using Purell and wiping the handle of my cart every time I enter a store, so the thought of a juicy pig piled cart finding it’s way back into the Costco cart corral is a little gross.

FFS, please leave Barron out of it. I don’t give a fuck whether or not he’s autistic and neither should anyone else who isn’t a relative or a teacher.

Without my microwave, I couldn’t enjoy these wonderful microwave dishes for a quick bite:

Holy shit - Gizmodo commenters make Kotaku commenters look civilized and progressive. This place is a septic tank.

Either way, it’s basically a movie about a Zora, so Nintendo should sue both their asses.

Counterpoint: Potatoes are one of the best foods ever.

A horse is horse, of course, of course
and horses are invited to ceremomies of course
unless of course that tour de force is the exclusive Eclipse Awards 

If you go right to the source and ask the horse
did you want to attend, they won’t say of course
they’ll tell you that they’ll never endorse
the equinist Eclipse Awards. 

Oh please. Lots of people spell hors d’oeuvres wrong.

The nominees were invited, but they all said neigh.

Uber’s version will be called Tuber.

“The stock images will show you what a potato is, in case you just landed from Mars”

They already know what potatoes look like up there.

Cool, we get it, you guys don’t watch This Is Us but then inexplicably still post about it.

This is the one show I will watch the hell out of.

Yeah, this is no Ripper Street. For one, the cast has ZERO chemistry and I thought Luke Evans was a far better actor—he bored me to tears. Mr. GP and I barely made it through the premiere and the consensus was nah.

Not to nitpick but Cheesesteak =/= Hoagie. They are too different to compare other than they both occupy an italian roll.