This Wagner person sure is fascinating.

Corvette Stingray

The real world has officially become an Onion article.

If the issue is that the chef snuck the cheese in and said it was vegan, that chef doesn’t deserve threats, they deserve death.

Why does it matter? Mozarella isn’t vegan regardless of rennet

Why the scrunchy hate? For some of us, it was a way to make a ponytail without breaking our hair or ripping it out of our scalp.

i fucking love scrunchies and i don’t care. they keep my hair nice unlike elastics, and i can wrap my hair in a bun with a scrunchie and have it turn out wavy and pretty instead of janky when i take it out.

Scrunchies are awesome. They’ve never stopped being my hair tie of choice. I don’t give a shit if they’re fashionable or not, they do a much better job than any other hair tie/elastic that I’ve ever tried. Not only are they secure, but they’re so much more gentle on both my hair and scalp. And, at least on my dark…

2. In the aftermath of #metoo is it unreasonable to want some things — like the productivity tips site that I have regularly reccomended to family members — NOT to get into sexual content?

I’m not sure the point you’re trying to make. Your first paragraph is saying, “Ewww, not there”. But your second paragraph suggests it’s all the same sort of thing and isn’t it silly to have a hang up about one thing and not the other.

Dark chocolate tastes better. Like... around 70%.

Heh...at least he didn’t write dwarves. Hiho!

Speaking of residencies, Celine’s response to Andy Cohen’s question about Gaga’s upcoming stint in Vegas made my night:

Bullshit on your demographics and mixed race couples claim, cute little anecdote notwithstanding. Seattle is 70% white, and 14% Asian (who largely couple within their groups), which includes a whopping 0.8% Asian Indian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I love how you all up there just love to…

Unexpected from a guy named Hands.

Shouldn’t this be accompanied by a rimshot gif? Anyway, take your STARR. *rimshot gif*

It’s Been A Hard Day’s Knight.

I played hundreds of hours on the N64 and the controller never hurt my hand at all. Were you one of those people who never used the middle prong?

I was going to say the same. This question is based on a faulty premise, that science has in fact cured a patient. It hasn’t. It has cured zero patients. One person got really lucky and science is still trying to figure out how.

“Why Has Science Only Cured One Person of HIV?”