You’ll have to pry my doner kebab or doner wrap out of my cold dead hands first. The kebab is a staple to the finish of any night out on the town.

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

Whoa let’s not sully the first and second best cookies in the Girl Scout line that way. They can throw Trefoils, or whatever they call their worthless gluten-free ones. Suckos, probably.

Dear Journal,

It’s me, Doug.

Tonight, I was elected Senator of Alabama.

Yep, because this only happens in America.

Hold on, isn’t Cookies and cream main ingredient pieces of Oreos? I feel like this is a “forest for the trees” situation.

Yeah, loaded handguns in wheelchair pillows and knives inside speed sticks apparently.

I still miss the Cookies and Cream Oreos. :(

“I get on everything, whether you want me there or not.” - Cheeto Dust

Nine recommendations for prison rape — Disappointing, TheRoot commentariat. Very disappointing.

No.

Not when the argument in the audience’s mind is about the skill of the animators rather than the symbolic nature of the design choice of the character. The big eyes are not the only problem but they are the cause. Because of this choice, her whole character is now CG. Her clothes are CG which means they don’t move and…

Working on it

I have a part time job at Williams-Sonoma. AMA

Yay prison rape. /s

Friendly reminder that Ash Ketchum is 10 years old. Do not sexualize the femboy.

I *laughsob* a lot these days

*laughsob*

I got the joke after looking perplexed for like 6 minutes.

i get that there shouldnt really ever be a point where you felt like youve beaten an mmo, but they have gotten way too grindey. i hate that any sense of progression and accomplishment requires such repetitive activities like beating complex raids over and over. its so bad that if you get serios, it can feel like…