Yup.

If you read the article you would know that he got it.

A couple weeks ago, I was in Columbus, OH for a football game I would rather forget. While our group was waiting at crosswalk, a food truck made a crazy turn to beat the light. A bunch of food went flying off it, and headed towards us. There were hot dogs all over the road, and for half a second, in my drunken and…

So ACPC is the first time I realized that K.K. Slider is the only animal that’s totally fucking naked.

Tom Nook gets a lot of hate for someone who gives you a house and a job after you are too stupid to make living arrangements.

I went in a slightly different direction. Grow op and meth lab in the RV.

That’s why I try to keep this kind of thing to private messages on social media.

That bird one is pretty dark.

The only erotic fish-adjacent calendar I want this year is the Merb’ys.

...he’s sick and tired of answering questions about Titanic—arguably the best movie he’s made in his entire career.

You can’t actually be serious, can you? The only reason you see professional sports players talking is because they’re required to in their contract. Whether it’s by the team, or the organization itself. Remember Marshawn Lynch? He didn’t talk and was fined often by the NFL for doing so. People want transparancy but…

Why should he?

...I remember the good old days when two thirds of my team in Alterac valley just jumped up and down on the spot.

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

Oxford comma saves the day!

It’s literally pressed potato flakes, wheat and rice flour.

Trump supporters are really dumb. But you don’t have to take my word for it.

Florida Man takes a rare turn as a genuine superhero.