Oh, yeah? Well, double dumbass on you!

I only like Star Trek stories that feature a lot of bullshit about whales.

Yes but Hayley is in the picture and the husband is not.

So what would you rather have occur? Someone not ask questions out of risk of being ridiculed by people such as yourself? Or that they ask questions, and educate themselves on HIV?

I’ve started transcribing chunks of Splitscreen and will hopefully continue to do so because I know you guys appreciate that, but transcribing an entire hour-long podcast every week is just not practical!

Oh, you came so close to getting me to pay attention. Not everyone wants to listen, some of us actually like transcripts.

Remember that this is all digital. The number of times a prize is seen on the wheel, or the relative size of the wedge, may not be related to the actual chance of it coming up. The Wheel of Fortune slots are notorious for that, and it arguably should be illegal.

My presumption is that it will function similarly to a poker tournament. So just to keep it simple, let’s say 12 people pay $12 to enter a tournament. The top 5 finishers would cash out: $60 for first, $30 for second, $10 for 3rd-5th. The remaining $24 goes to the casino.

The prizes will scale based on bets. The highest prize will likely be lower than the total bet pool or be higher and you could end up winning less. See slots that do this.

This is gambling attached to Pac Man, not betting ON Pac Man.

I suspect the wheel is a “multiplier” of sorts. I’m sure it would be set so that the winner can’t lose money if he wins, but obviously the house is taking a cut.

Don’t think of it as payout per game. Think of the payouts per day (or longer). State of Nevada regulates payouts on gaming machines to be a minimum of 75%. In practice, payouts are higher due to competition. It’s all software, the payout will hit the desired average that generates the best combination of plays and…

Being an old Gay guy, I would truly embrace any team named the San Francisco Flames

Yeah, but also, you are playing pacman so they may be trying to get people on the fact that it’s fun, and maybe you win a lot of money every once in a while.

I don’t think anyone would oppose General Sherman getting his favorite team back.

Each player bet 5 bucks. So the casino would make between 5 and 8 dollars on those selections. 2 dollars on the 18 dollar payouts. The more the players bet, the higher the payout, but you’re not gonna get the full amount paid in all the time, or the casino wouldn’t make any money. They have to pull in enough to cover…

I believe the bets will be set between $2 and $20 and the prizes adjusted accordingly. Usually the prize in slot machines rise with a higher bet. That being said looking at the picture with the big $600 highlighted. I would not be surprised if many casinos have one large prize surrounded by many much smaller…

The oxy use was discovered when players on the team who didn’t participate in the odd teen drug-taking ritual narced.

I better hear this sound every time he gets on the ice: