I keep hoping this [Splinter-type] attitude is a minority among progressives.

This news is not just bizarre because Dawson is a 10 and Booker is like, a 6, maybe...

There is no completely healthy, anxiety-free way to use a smartphone.

That’s how this works in majority-Muslim countries

It’s akin to those gargantuan pumpkins you see every fall. Jabba the Hut pumpkin is not appealing, and neither is this thing.

Is “splashed” the new “moist?” What’s wrong with it?

Except Christmas and Easter are one day a year, and holidays that generally fall on or around recognized school breaks.

Corner. Ideally with a flower. I want all the frosting!

I admit I’m not as timely about eating my fresh produce as I should be. I will definitely do this for future bendy carrots and the like.

Drive-Thru tech support! I love it. Nice of them to try and help.

Belated Christmas present from Drew! Yaaay!

As long as the refrigerator is (1) reasonably clean, and (2) not mostly filled with alcohol and soda, I don’t really care what my date eats or brands he likes. I’m not allergic to anything* (thank god), am not a food snob, and don’t care to yuk peoples’ yums.

You can fake it, but the effort vs reward would depend on the method of fakery. If you just use Photoshop or pull an image off the internet, then the effort was minimal. If you for-real fake it by buying products that you don’t normally use because you’re trying to target a specific group, you’ve just wasted a bunch…

Stephen King has “retired” a couple of times. His latest novel releases later this year...

But you’re not going to eat meat-alternatives then, right? Because they’re designed to be meat-like.

There used to be a monkey petting place in florida when I was a child. “Monkey world” “Monkey jungle” something like that..

The poor people who own the Breaking Bad house had to deal with people throwing pizzas on their roof. sigh

And if you carve too much, they can be baby carrot stakes.

Except vegans and vegetarians aren’t not eating meat because they think it’s gross, but for health, environmental, ethical, or all of those reasons. They want meat-alternatives so they can continue eating and living by those reasons while having more food variety and not entirely giving up the experience of eating…

Those would be chik’n nuggets.