If you can’t trust Chicago-area cops, then who can you trust?

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

He’s got a 33-32 conference record, in one of the softest major conferences in the country. At WSU, he’s been to the New Mexico, Sun, Holiday, Holiday and Alamo bowl. In 17 full seasons, he’s won zero conference championships.

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Exactly, talk to me when the baby has played call of duty until 8 am

He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

For some reason?

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

As a Columbia alumnus and someone who took orgo, I can vouch for the fact that people who were serious about studying for the Orgo exam the night before the test knew not to go to the library. Everyone was at the library that night to listen to the band, not to study.

He looks like if Zuck did the 10,000 hours Malcolm Gladwell thing but for watching Fight Club.

That’s cold brew, which is different than iced coffee by virtue of the brewing process. Iced coffee is just hot brewed coffee that’s later turned cold.

That’s cold brew, which is different than iced coffee by virtue of the brewing process. Iced coffee is just hot…