When you think about it, Robin Lopez actually did not get the defensive rebound.

Might have been not so subtle sarcasm. Looks like about 79 people have understood that, so far.

I mostly watch for the in-depth hockey highlights and analysis.

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

I believe her, but the comment “Nobody innocent hangs themself” is extremely problematic.

Please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations.

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

“Y’know, this Goliath guy is kinda charming.”

Maybe he thinks they’re playing Westbrook again?

Counterpoint: the Warriors are 31-4 when Curry plays and Durant doesn’t.

And to have the audacity to sue from beyond the grave, too!

“Mohammed, there goes that Ramadan!”

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

There’s Kawhi squatting with his tongue out in anticipation, and Joel Embiid leaning over him in apprehension:

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Well, that’s the third homerun Puig has hit off Bumgarner so it didn’t take 7 years to learn. Try a little harder Bumgarner, racist piece of shit

Even though he’s 7’3, that’s no excuse to film in Portrait Mode 

That was Laughlin’s kids who went to USC, not the kid who went to Stanford. Some of the kids were in on it and others were kept in the dark completely. Some parents are on wiretap actually saying “my kid cannot find out about this because then she won’t go to a school she did not earn her way into” etc.

They’re saving that for Zion. 

They’re saving that for Zion. 

I don’t understand why an event occurring at a known date in the future wouldn’t account for estimated inflation...unless...and hear me out here: hosting the Olympics is a nearly bottomless money pit and is always run by sleazy rich lying assholes.