Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

1) lol there’s no such thing as a quarter inch. You get half, or you get nothing.

Sam Hinkie has entered the chat.

The point being made is that Morey works for the Houston Rockets, not the NBA and Silver can’t demand a GM be fired. Suspended perhaps, but on what grounds. You can’t fire someone who works for a different company (ignoring contract clauses). 

How would he go about firing someone who, as I understand it, does not actually work for him?

“Silver does deserve credit for not firing Morey on the spot”

I read this as closely as I can bring myself to read anything Billy writes and I still can’t figure out why a La Liga game being played in the US is bad, exactly. because a US sports marketing company is trying to make money and this hurts the sanctity of the sport because nobody makes money when La Liga plays matches…

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

. The only thing that makes me pause is that he might not be very well informed. Turkey’s media is almost entirely captured by Erdogan. Independent outlets have been bought out, forced closed, and many independent journalists have been jailed or forced from the country.

What did Tobin write?

It’s not relevant until Ellen picks a side.

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Ron Howard voice: As usual, Rudy was wrong...

I’m just saying, I don’t remember California bordering Mexico before OBAMA became president!

I know the liberal PC police SJWswill attack me here, but I personally won’t vote for a candidate who refuses to do something about California bordering Mexico. That shit is just unacceptable. Make Ohio do it.

This neither helps confirm nor deny the rumors that Gonzaga is a real college.

China: [fires Rockets]

Wow it's almost like China is *really fucking terrible*