I told him not to go out of his house, but the stubborn bastard just had to be Doug: exiter.

Despite having died nearly 20 years ago, Kim Il Sung was declared the winner.

By 2019, the draft will just be done through a BuzzFeed quiz.

I feel badly for the lone fan who witnessed it in the front row. What a ripoff. I mean, the guy is paying premium prices for nosebleed seats.

I disagree that the Spurs can't afford to rest Parker in the first round. They have dominated Dallas, who they just beat without him yesterday, and Phoenix and Memphis aren't that scary either. Patty mills has also been a pretty effective scorer, a bit of volume guy, but he has skills. I say, if Parker is at all…

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Tony throw his back out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

To be fair, sir, you seem a bit old to still be in school with this kid.

Nice try, but Wavin' Flag is the official World Cup anthem from now until the end of time.

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

Israel has always been a bit strange with regards to basketball. Why, back in the 80s, they didn't even like Jordan.

In his defence, there was grass on the field.

What LAX legal logic on the part of this dad.

Susanne is great, but You Gave Your Love to Me Softly is their best song-that-was-on-a-soundtrack-in-the-90s-and-no-on-remembers tune.

I'm okay with you saying Susanne is their best song (though it isn't), as long as we can all just agree that Weezer never ever put out an album after Pinkerton.

I'm sad for the Chillie Poon vs. Shitavious Cook matchup, I don't want to see either go just yet.

I can read in a variety of languages. Thanks to Muzzy.

I know it's legally protected, but breastfeeding in public is awfully controversial.

This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.