He was actually just a seat filler so they could give the impression they had a
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"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."
Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.
Tim clearly needs help crapping, although he shit himself with this list...
"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman
"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman
*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE
TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.
The worst.
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Not pictured is Matthew McConnaughy telling his henchmen to release the acid magnets.
To be fair, if three years ago any Eastern Conference scout claimed any Eastern Conference anything was overrated, there's a 13/15 chance they'd be correct.
Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.
"I don't usually share drama on social media"
It all started when I stumbled upon his phone and found some very incriminating texts and pictures. For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either.
I agree, Jay Bilas deserves a raise.
I was going to post this, but I had a mouth full of peanut butter.
One source says the other guy had been harassing Aaron nonstop.
Jail tip: the whole fucking dick.