NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

Arizona - still the shittiest state.

Wow, MN really is just like Canada.

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

Shoulda been you, Ned Ryerson.

Yeah but they opened a new Cracker Barrel in Amarillo.

Texas Eric is right—why should anyone want to travel to someplace that has been famous for hundreds of years as a mecca of culture, progress, trade, innovation, design, engineering, etc. and see it for himself and form his own opinion about what it's like there?

A man ain't got no time for being curious about his…

ESPN also reporting that Elkington is not expected to say that to Sam's face.

Three words, "Being hit by a car."

Next up: Jez's angry article about a movie set in a monastery.

I stripped with her, I was Glazedhole. Together we made a delicious breakfast pairing.

If only you had some kind of device with which you could check for the answer to this question... Some kind of interconnected global web of information...
Ah well. Guess you'll just have to blurt shit out.

It'll be a long cab ride home

First Keystone XL, now two days of this bullshit. We have to invade and enslave these gentle people.

Oh just let them enjoy their silver

Ugh, who puts a nose on their smiley faces?

Fuck you.

As a proud Canadian, I wish the U.S the best of luck and good health in today's contest

He recently tested positive for acid washed jeans.