I’d love to sit on Sam recording the TV safe versions of his movies.

...Do I even want to know?

Reporters on the ground in evacuation zones serve absolutely no purpose other than to show how extreme their coverage is.

There are no injuries

This is literally the first product in my entire 34 years of life that I have ever wanted to just throw my money at. I never knew this might exist up until the moment I read this article and now I want one so bad I can taste it.

As a time piece aficionado with no income, I can have all the watch faces I have ever dreamed of in one watch. I have a few watches, Movado’s, MK’s, and was saving for a real big ticket watch before I fell in love with my smart watch.

Then it’s simply not for you.

I’m actually a professional cartoonist, and I started signing my pages “C.Hunt” about five years ago because obviously I’m a SUPER SERIOUS ARTIST.

Fills you with happiness? Me too.

Immediately thought of this:

Me too, unfortunately, I don’t think it’s needed at a mortgage company...

As you wish.

Uhhhh, I’m gay, but not blind, and I’m a huge Alison Brie fan but but but how have I never noticed how large her breasts are ?!??!

I’m surprised by how many people are dismissing this...

Use your method, and with one hand holding the end of the cable, throw the rest across the floor with the other hand. What happened? A tangled mess, right? Now try it with an over-under loop. See the difference? Now you know. ;-)

The difference between a straight coil and the roadie wrap is that , while the roadie wrap still uses the natural coiling tendencies, you are reversing the twist direction on each coil, so when you hold one end and toss the other, the alternating twists all cancel out.

Let the record show that I will now and forever star absolutely any post that references Enrico Pallazzo.

Enrico Pallazzo saved the Queen!

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.