It’s really the only sensible decision.

Flash is going to kill those guys.

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

Fish Sticks are the appropriate post eulogy snack in this circumstance. Then again, i’m twisted and evil (more machine now than man).

(say it in a German accent)

I love a good summer blockbuster as much as the next guy, but I have really been hankering for some, for lack of a better term, grown-up sci-fi for quite a while now. You know, Blade Runner, A.I., that sort of thing. Arrival looks intriguing and terrifying, based on ideas rather than set-pieces.

So because you’re easily intimidated, such language is intimidating? How...circular.

The extreme levels of violence was perpetrated by protestors at his rallies. No one forced leftist protestors to attack Trump supporters en masse for their political beliefs. Notice how there were zero physical altercations at Bernie and Hillary rallies perpetrated by right wing protestors.

“whose party has a long history of voter suppression”?

Whoa man in the boat overboard!

Want to make $14....the hard way?

It is the only way I can get an erection. Going to the dentist is awkward now.

NASTY! People actually choose to listen to elevator music??

Spalding....”DOODIE!”

You have a shitty sense of humor.

I am so proud to give you the first of many stars.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

At least basketball game loss riots are actually for a good reason.

The cruncy bars make more crumbs than any food known to mankind. A single toddler can destroy three rooms with one of these. Recommended for outdoor consumption only.

The cruncy bars make more crumbs than any food known to mankind. A single toddler can destroy three rooms with one…