I used an automated song generator using the most metal words. Here’s the song:

Callipygian...

Right before “Verisimilitude” but after “Callipygian.”

Where do "Antiquing", "Charcuterie", and "Sommelier" land on the list? I may be making a fancy metal song.

You are seriously underestimating everything that shirtless Jeff Goldblum brings to anything. It’s always relevant.

It’s Goldblum, he should always be shirtless.

You’re welcome.

Dude!

Damnnnnnnnnnn. Too soon.

Dinner, uh, finds a way.

Boo

We need a word in English that means, “I really shouldn’t have laughed at that...but I did.”

“I’ve seen better”

Sorry, can’t help posting this.

Its hinted at in both version of Dawn of Justice that Batman didn’t used to be that way. The theory is that Bats is at a low point in his career. The feeling of powerlessness, and of not being the one criminals are most afraid of combined with the loss of a Robin allow him to cross that line. It’s seriously fucked up,…

I thought it was because all the mob involvement, leading to shit work.

Looking at Bruce makes me want an Archer adventure game now.

You know what’s funny. Watching videos like this I always expect the final product to be some off-brand Canadian thing...

Good idea. Microwaving the phone will charge it quickly so you don’t want to put it in at %100 or it will cause it to overload and cause damage.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH