So this thing is really just 2 hoverboards with a roof on it, isn’t it?

Don’t worry, I’m too technologically incompetent to work out how to kill them.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

It’ll be registered to me to keep things simple, but I’d like my co-Jalops to feel free to make use of it.

Listen, I’m not saying you should get uBlock and specifically tell it kill those...

Yes, thanks to Low-Speed Neighborhood Electric Vehicle laws!

I’m glad the sites you visit have better ads. The sites I like to visit just got them today...

The valvetrain on this thing isn’t scary. If you consider the rotor as a substitute for the pistons and rods of a 5 cylinder radial engine you’ve got the idea. The designers had their choice of valvetrains to copy from airplane engines dating back to as early as 1901.

interesting... The valve train would obviously be comically complex, but there’s some neat stuff going on here...

I see the issue of MI featured a piece by Tom McCahill. If you’ve never read his car reviews by all means do. You’ll be treated to things like this...

This is the Cimarron we should have gotten. But GM decided to take a more Cavalier attitude.

Toyota FR-S and Subaru BRZ owners have been doing their part for years to flatten the curve.

Your post made me look up Australian i8 prices and HOLY CRAP THEY’RE $330K BRAND NEW

Another idea was “Get your toilet paper home faster.”

“Making cars so ugly and pretentious that you will never have to worry about violating social distancing rules. Welcome to BMW. Alleine fahren!”

As someone who has had to deal with “clever” marketing ideas for a couple of decades, I am pretty sure they meant it as a play on words, that is, it handles curves in the road nicely, thus making them seem flatter.

Just flush some of that superheated reactor steam down the toilets it should do the trick

I read that as “at the cost of $400,000 a poop”.

It can run for 25 years without refueling, but has to stop regularly to flush toilets with acid.

Michael, YOU are the heathen if you don’t shit in the morning. Just sayin’.