Summary, in XKCD form:

Different guy, not related.

Who said anything about Tesla and their imaginary-for-now Roadster?

It looks good, yes, but I expected more.

You know, classic hot rods were/are exactly like this... they look cool and are generally shit to drive. So *technically* Chrysler nailed the spirit of a true hot rod.

“How dare they make a underpowered, weird, limited edition and unreliable car. No one wants that.”

I always laugh when I see the trailers. 

No Chrysler apologist here, but I think you whiffed on the context of where Chrysler was in the early-to-mid-90's when this was designed and rolled out:

but also due to its very limited cargo space. Or should I say “none.”

Like the Delorean, the Prowler was so hyped up by their respective PR departments that we were disappointed by anything other than a really awesome car, when it finally hit the showrooms.

Good thing the Spirit of Ectasy isn’t naked, then. You’ll have to find a different example to prove that rich people are snobs because they aren’t prudish enough.

David and Rob are the only good contributors on this site. Torchinsky and Collins are okay too. Everyone else has to roll politics into their “automotive” stories. Honestly, David would do better on his own. I wish he would just start a youtube channel or something.

This is way better than all the liberal Trump hating shit on here....  

You’re coming at it from the wrong perspective.

I would rather read about this than the Canadian lady writing for a Car page stuck in Texas telling us all we should not leave our house because of a pandemic, but doing so in an RV simply to lug her books, because that shit does not ship for some unknown reason. 

While I do enjoy the mechanical details of DT’s wrenching articles, there are always human interest elements that are equally entertaining. You didn’t get a warm spot reading about Loyal sucking in gas fumes for some random stranger?

Then.... don’t click the story.

And yet you did come here, read this, and take the time to comment.  Shouldn’t you be out working on your own POS?

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.