Yeah, as the day went on pretty much everything that could be lit purple was lit purple.

The entire city of Minneapolis is in mourning right now for its patron saint. I was just at the Mall of America (don't judge me, I work there) and all the park lights were purple.

wtf is seriez lol

You're thinking of Lisa Ann.

Her?

I heard those cause autism.

Aw, no love for "stately, plump Buck Mulligan"?

The amazing thing about home video is that you can miss out on seeing something when it comes out, but still manage to see and appreciate it later.

I mean, that sucks that it happens to you. But on a broader level, I'm glad the justice system isn't purely fashion-based.

I want to be professionally incredible!

Remind me never to be poor around you.

Am I the only one who read this in Werner Herzog's voice?

Whenever someone mentions FIV I just assume their cat is a Super Mutant.

I was housesitting for a neighbor and their betta committed suicide as well! Must be a genetic disposition to depression or something.

Midichlorian negro?

Congraturation! This story is happy end.

I'm impressed that you could even play video games with only one digit.

Then you're in the South and a tornado's coming.

My father, who has a doctorate in choral studies, frequently refers to himself as "the kind of doctor that doesn't actually help anyone."

That's become my karaoke go-to, to the consternation of karaoke hosts everywhere.