Gave white people credit for inventing rock and roll?

It makes even less sense to the Dutch. Just like all those "good/Gouda" puns.

"Bary, does this make up for a poorly-billed show?

I wouldn't if I were a kid.

Ridiculous petition, but major props for "Grand Guignol of gore".

This is a tiny thing that I would never bring up in this context, but your story gives me the impression you'd be interested— the generally preferred term is "transgender", not "transgendered", as the latter implies that being trans is something that happens TO you.

As an actor, my initial thought is "fuck you, that's not how acting works". But as a director, I have to hand it to Ayers for finding a way to hype his movie AND get his friend on the payroll.

KRIS-toe-fur LEE.

Don't forget the huge nose.

This news is older than the…well, anyway.

I feel we should rastafy Black Widow by…ten percent or so.

I say this as a working playwright and actor.

AND you get to be the conductor of Shining Time Station.

The A.V. Club [farts]
The A.V. Club [farts]
The A.V. Club [farts]

Hey, you try finding a minority in Iowa.

But God gave him a gift. He shovels well. He shovels very well.

If getting arrested means getting your spinal cord crushed, I'd run away too.

He IS the Brut squad.

Frasiest.

A wizard did it.