Another "wish-I-had-thought-of-it" product. Killer idea.

Agreed on all fronts. While it was weaker than the original, still one of the funniest movies of 2011.

"(no experience is going to make The Hangover 2 any good)"

"Off the fire hydrant, through the tunnel slide, and into the hoop..."

Anxiously awaiting its plasma-filled big brother, the PN59D8000. Should be arriving within the next week or two!

Names. Model numbers can be chalked up to nothing more than an internal versioning scheme combined with laziness. Stupid names require effort to generate the stupidity. Reasonless, wasted effort. That's worse, in my book.

Hell yeah! Where's Truman when you need him?

Anything to slow the IPv6 transition...

Great, now how will we convince our naughty secretaries to "scratch our backs"?

Thanks for the star!

I believe Jim Carrey said it better...

Yeah. But then they have to perform their complex mathematics to one of Aerosmith's worst songs. Is it really worth it?

Summary of AT&T's response:

Seriously. I got goosebumps. And then had a "enormity of it all" moment.

Seriously. PERFECT example of how complex, seemingly-useless math problems are applicable to life situations.

Yay! Bubblegum Alley! I remember helping many a drunk friend/score-to-be walk down that exact alley without falling into the gum. Hell, I've got at least 3 or 4 pieces stuck up there for posterity...

Vanilla ICS would be fantastic. However, Fire OS (as you have now coined it; nice!), is designed and optimized for (essentially) the Playbook. Hopefully much easier and quicker to just flash it to the Playbook and call it a day.

"The Onion’s Masturbation-Guard Robot Beats the Pants Off a Roomba"

Unless there's something specific to the Kindle Fire vs. the Playboook, shouldn't a ported ROM be right around the corner for the Playbook? Essentially, if that was the case, then you could snag a 16GB Kindle Fire (nee Blackberry Playbook) for $99. Sounds like a deal to me!

Say what you will about government defense spending, but DAMN that's a beautiful piece of machinery.