*cough* Price gouging. *cough*

Pro Tip: Don’t call it “Frisco” .

This is obviously a time-lapsed video of Benicio Del Toro playing with cards as a child. #unamused

How sensitive was it?

Then who the fuck’s gonna do my hair, smart guy? Unless ... I’m on the ship too. Oh. I see.

I have noticed a trend of writing up articles based around youtube videos. The formula always seems to go like this:

Agreed. How am I supposed to goof off at work if everything is a video. :/

Leap Second?

We will just have to make one and find out.

shouldnt this be on jezebel? ... or pinterest?

Donald Glover for spiderman!

#DonaldForSpiderman !!!!!!!

give it up, buddy. "Comprised of" is a perfectly cromulant term.

Is Gawker Media looking for anybody to intern for Drugs Kinja? I might be 30, but I definitely have previous job experience... last time being 5 minutes ago, roughly. @____@

Thanks. Saved me the effort. :)

Vitamix 750 Professional Series:

Vitamix 750 Professional Series:

God DAMNIT as if I wasn't hyped enough. Dinosaurs AND bullet time?