I believe Jim Carrey said it better...

Yeah. But then they have to perform their complex mathematics to one of Aerosmith's worst songs. Is it really worth it?

Summary of AT&T's response:

Seriously. I got goosebumps. And then had a "enormity of it all" moment.

Seriously. PERFECT example of how complex, seemingly-useless math problems are applicable to life situations.

Yay! Bubblegum Alley! I remember helping many a drunk friend/score-to-be walk down that exact alley without falling into the gum. Hell, I've got at least 3 or 4 pieces stuck up there for posterity...

Vanilla ICS would be fantastic. However, Fire OS (as you have now coined it; nice!), is designed and optimized for (essentially) the Playbook. Hopefully much easier and quicker to just flash it to the Playbook and call it a day.

"The Onion’s Masturbation-Guard Robot Beats the Pants Off a Roomba"

Unless there's something specific to the Kindle Fire vs. the Playboook, shouldn't a ported ROM be right around the corner for the Playbook? Essentially, if that was the case, then you could snag a 16GB Kindle Fire (nee Blackberry Playbook) for $99. Sounds like a deal to me!

Say what you will about government defense spending, but DAMN that's a beautiful piece of machinery.

Must've had to flap that thing awfully hard!

I was hoping that wouldn't be the response I got. Maybe I just have too much faith in quality control and customer satisfaction importance with multinational corporations. It just irks me that this is considered acceptable. I guess because it's not a life-threatening safety issue, it's considered OK.

Can someone enlighten me?

Dwight Schrute, to the rescue!

Agreed. I'm just remembering working in the retail sales sector during the AMD/Intel years...

Yeah. I personally think it's marketing ploy that they claim your brain combines the images into a 1080p - it doesn't make logical sense that it'd work like that. I agree about AS technology, as well. Although, Samsung has made great strides with their weighting/balance on their AS glasses.

It was a pun. I was being punny.

Damn teenagers and their hippity-hop music!

You're right about movie theaters. They use a dual-lens technology that essentially offsets the image, creating the 3D effect (to the best of my knowledge). Same resolution, dual images.

Maybe for the 3D effect, yes. However, I like my video at full resolution, TYVM.