*heart*

Ugh. That means that now we're going to have a rehash of the AMD/Intel battle of the 90's/early 00's.

Quite a vivid imagination they have, eh?

Can you delineate which of your tracks you want "clouded" if you have more than 25,000? If so, this'll be a good investment for me. If it's only 25,000 or less, then sad panda.

"One question though: where's the video of him knocking the tower all over and making it hail?"

For awhile, years ago, me and a buddy ran a ringtone website for Verizon/Sprint/AT&T/T-Mobile customers in the US. It was when polyphonic was essentially standard, and we provided actual, honest Top 100 Billboard hits as real music, not polyphonic. Was it a grey area? Yeah. Did we clear some cash with it? Yeah.

Fantastic job, Asus. The first real competitor to the iPad line. FINALLY a company that gets it!

Thank you, Jesus Diaz. I'm at work, and I've got such a raging clue right now.

Thank you! Finally an article summarizing what I already thought to be true. Particularly the "between the legs" one. I noticed it after I got the movie Puddle Cruiser by the Broken Lizard crew; it's only grown to be more ridiculously overdone since then.

"If I ever wake up from the Kina-induced diabetic comma."

Exactly. Siri's on the iPad. Haven't you heard?

"I WILL GET YOU THE NEXT TIME!"

THAT PHOTO IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT.

Damn. Patent trolls.

Just went to the Apple store yesterday and got a new one. I literally would feel the phone randomly warm up in my pocket when it wasn't supposed to be doing anything. I would get about 3 hours usage, 5 hours standby from it before I'd be at 10%. Tried a restart, reset settings, restore as new, and even 2…

#hypocrisy

Totally just read "rectangular slabs" as "slabtangular". Can I take credit for coining a new term that probably won't catch on?

If you're looking for Stefan OS, look no further. New York's hottest OS is BLURGH! It has everything - squeakers, naked puppies, fairy dust, and human tater tots. Oh, you know, it's that thing where two midgets hug each other while sitting Indian style and get a spray-on tan.

I hate DST. All it does is mess with my sleeping patterns, and really not amount to much in the way of improvement or saving for me.

"creating a hodge-podge of a campus that's not unlike the variety of designs and options in the Android smartphone market." Zing!