How many years until she loses her hand and starts running a company called Massive Dynamic?

Can I offer to sell myself to Google and get even a fraction of that $2.5 billion if they decide I'm not worth buying?

Take that, Will Smith!

Why is the default photo for (nearly) every iPhone 5 story on Giz the 5 dunked in water? Are we trying to say that it'll be waterproof? Is the iPhone 5 going to make a big splash (if so, it's not well-illustrated in that photo)? Is that the proverbial smartphone gene pool? I must know!

It's missing one key modification...

I'm hoping, for Android's sake, that Motorola will now start producing phones with stock Android. Less bloat, better usability.

Dead right. People maintain standards that are subpar for critical evaluation. Wells Fargo app, 2.5 - 3. Chase app, 4 - 5.

Radical UI changes weren't what I was addressing. I was addressing the feature-set and the lack of major improvements to justify a version update instead of a point update.

You can't claim that something's a major upgrade and in the same breath state that it's not radically different. While iOS has generally stayed the same aesthetically, it has had major upgrades across all non-point releases (sometimes even at the point releases).

I knew Bill Pullman used the internet! How are you, Bill? It's been a long time since last we met.

And this is radically different from current Android how?

Insufficient. Must harvest precious bodily fluids for the protection of our kind.

I really hope he's not wizened by the age of 22. That would be sad for him. I'd more hope that he was wise. But, genetics can be a cruel mistress at times.

I'm sorry, but I don't really see what was done wrong. Sure, the kid was 15. That doesn't excuse him from being a tool. Even at 15, I knew not to be such a pain in the ass. Sure, I was awkward and stupid like most 15 year-old kids, but DAMN.

I know how to delete comments. How do I delete you?

I guess that's why they didn't pit John's Phone against a Blackberry. They don't want to have to explain to their sponsor why they chose John's Phone over anything RIM can bring to the table.

"The iPhone 4 may be mostly metal"

Guaranteed it's extraterrestrial intervention. God knows that everyone on the planet saw Avatar, so why is it so outlandish to think that aliens didn't? In that case, why would they let us have this technology? With it, we're one step closer to their homeworld, and that's just something they can't allow.

<—- Much preferred.

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