And this is radically different from current Android how?

Insufficient. Must harvest precious bodily fluids for the protection of our kind.

I really hope he's not wizened by the age of 22. That would be sad for him. I'd more hope that he was wise. But, genetics can be a cruel mistress at times.

I'm sorry, but I don't really see what was done wrong. Sure, the kid was 15. That doesn't excuse him from being a tool. Even at 15, I knew not to be such a pain in the ass. Sure, I was awkward and stupid like most 15 year-old kids, but DAMN.

I know how to delete comments. How do I delete you?

I guess that's why they didn't pit John's Phone against a Blackberry. They don't want to have to explain to their sponsor why they chose John's Phone over anything RIM can bring to the table.

"The iPhone 4 may be mostly metal"

Guaranteed it's extraterrestrial intervention. God knows that everyone on the planet saw Avatar, so why is it so outlandish to think that aliens didn't? In that case, why would they let us have this technology? With it, we're one step closer to their homeworld, and that's just something they can't allow.

<—- Much preferred.

The main blog view on Giz had a Flash-enabled thumbnail.

Articles like this make me happy that my company has restricted my ability to install Flash on my work computer. Nobody needs to see duck liquification this early in the morning.

I swear, the first company that can muster up the energy and resources to build a comprehensive list of restaurants with operating hours, menu (with prices and descriptions; even pictures would be a nice touch), legitimate working phone number, legitimate address/directions, and any specials will make a killing off of…

Deep pockets.

I know there's a joke in there about lesbians and landing strips, but I can't quite put my finger on...oh, there it is!

"And in other news, today marked an explosion in productivity for many markets across the globe. With the hacking group Anonymous' take-down of social network site Facebook, companies around the world are reporting increases in productivity of their workers by as much as 64%."

Mmmmmm....USBghetti....

All that's missing from the advert is the moron's address. Then, it would be a perfect craigslist ad!

Best viral marketing campaign EVER! Columbia Pictures has really stepped up their game!

Is Ivy Bridge going to be a new chipset? Or the same H/P/Z67 as the Sandy Bridge cores?

I dig this kid; but in a way, it makes me sad. I wish I was anywhere near this enterprising and technologically capable at 19. This article makes me simultaneously root for @Comex and feel old and useless at the same time.