"I wouldn't be surprised if someone got a prototype and sold it to some enterprising pirate company."

You've stolen my heart.

Good. Now just turn the damn thing on, walk into the woods, and fucking catch Bigfoot already. Close that damn chapter already so we can move on with our life.

So will your phone fall into an infinite loop if you try to forward a chain email while inside this bag? Or does the power of the forward become exponentially increased? (chain email)^2

I agree. I much prefer the term "weak demi-glace".

Oh! Well that seems infinitely more useful than the device described in the article. Probably more technologically adept, too.

What's a BlackBerry?

Pepsi FTW!

Resolution != screen real estate. I'd much rather be reading text on a 15" screen than a 13" at the same resolution. Farther away, nicer on the eyes. Maybe not QUITE as sharp, but who cares?

My friends only live in the Google or the AskJeeves. What do I buy for them?

I could believe that Apple will call them Thumbderbolt drives.

Great, now my iPad gets to sift through a slew of Craigslist "Casual Encounters" posts for "BBT fun"...

Holy numbers, Batman! I guess I was being hopeful. That's like the price of an iPad! Any idea how to justify it to myself?

Looks fantastic. Like a musical Kinect. If I could somehow justify this $350 expense to the wife, I might just take this for a spin. Any suggestions on how to approach the justification?

I think you just have to convince your R2 unit to cooperate. It's pretty much your only hope.

If you're a pedophile (which I'm assuming you're not?), isn't it one in the same?

Maybe it'll be a Thumbderbolt drive. With an extra dose of magic. I'd pay $70 for that.

I'm waiting for OS X 10.8: Polecat. I think that would be hilariously anticlimactic.

Somehow, the networks manage to still find a way to screw us all over. Is it REALLY too much to ask to develop a standard that allows some consumer choice and flexibility?

I'd be more likely to believe this if Qaddafi added in '...and I'll be sapping the US of it's precious bodily fluids!'