This is why you shouldn’t Bruin your life

We assume people aren’t assholes.

Real of fake, that’s quality shade, right there.

I try to stay off Craigslist because I know if I ever found a clean one with a manual swap I would buy it, regardless of price.

To be fair, you want a fat ass in a van, because that means a big, um, hole at the back to load stuff in there. It’s a van, remember.

.....”countries like Bangalore...”

Haha an excellent response!

The most depressing thing is when headed west on 94 and it turns into two lanes.

Yeah, I was wondering if they’re going to go after the many semis who get into the left lane on 94 and then match the speed of the semi they’re supposedly passing.

Yes. As well as a Ram SRT-1o, and that has heat...

Can’t you buy an actual honest to god Viper for around this money?

Not some days. Most days.

And she would have gotten away with it, hadn’t it been for these meddling police!

“She mashed the throttle to try and escape, extracting an unbelievable “100 MPH” from the 20-year-old family hauler driving with what cops describe as “a blatant disregard for motorist safety.””

The fact that it hasn’t succumbed to body rot yet does indeed make that machine rather mysterious.

Signs like this might help.

HOORAY!!

I’ve been pitching this for years. The Big 3 and their Japanese copycats just keep putting gigantic penis-hoods on their trucks, only 30% of which seems to be occupied by actual engine components. That’s a lot of pointless air to be toting around at the expense of cargo capacity. Sure, there’s some aero benefit vs the…