Dude is 69 years old and doing 300+ mph, I feel like a loser

Are you kidding me Jalopnik?? Today I delivered to you platinum, not gold, but platinum in attempt to earn COTD and you betrayed me. For shame

It does if you get the DeMuro special unlimited mileage bumper to bumper warranty.

So are you thinking of getting it? It's not a Prelude, and it's in PA, but still.

Here’s yer brick:

YES! YES!

It’s going to America.

Looks great. Are they selling this one in the states, or are we just going to get a Cross Country version?

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

Good one. We’re from the government and we’re here to help you. Is one of the scariest sentences you’ll ever hear.

I’m not sure this counts as a car, but the weirdest vehicle I’ve ever driven was the WDW Monorail. Sometimes they let tourists take the controls. Its horn sounds like a truck.

Are you sure this isn’t a scene from The Dictator?

What a coincidence, my truck also has a 4k redline.

Mr. Putin would like a word with you about “ripping his utility company a new one”...........

I don’t know this is one of my favorites - well the guys reaction is anyway

I would rip the utilities company a new one. Did they think they could actually pull it off?

A half-assed job of towing.

I think my ex had one of those BMW shifters in her nightstand for some reason...