If I had kids, I’d have one. Just like my parents. These are awesome for some reason.

The sewers ran red with Burgundy’s blood (Egypt brought in the Spanish-language news team from San Diego).

Mr. Putin’s compensation to porange will be a signed picture of him shirtless on a horse. Below his autograph will be отвали (Piss off!). A Mafia member will hand deliver it to him then knock him out with a vodka bottle (empty of course).

I wouldn’t mind sporting a Prius, but so damn ugly and so unsporting!

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

When the car shakes from being old at 70mph, its a reminder that u shouldn’t go any faster.

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

Always on a work computer, especially a government owned one haha! IT and enforcement personnel in the gov't need something to laugh at too.

Past cars I had came with a valet key. The key would do the doors/ ignition only. No glove box or trunk access, power trunk release button wouldn’t work either.

The sooner Puritans in politics are driven out the better! Too bad the replacements are cavemen, psychotic or communists. Someone get me a porter in a tulip glass, it’s cold here!

The franchise model might be the only way for Tesla to get any traction in more rural states. The dealerships around here have some interesting combos of marques, like Ford/Kia or VW/Nissan/Honda because of the sparse population (they are here because the small amount of people have money!).

My Ford C-Max does that too. No locking glove box WTF? Nothing is safe around a valet. This sucks!

Don’t worry, petrol wont go up too much haha! Remember all that oil still sitting around in ND? It’s still here and if oil gets back to $60-80/barrel the prices are gonna be insulated by that.

The water would weigh too much! Screw it pass the razor blade and I’ll get a rolled up $100 for another line.

What was this man thinking??? Back in the 90s there was a book dedicated to Jaguar models and how much they were worth. In 1997 the book dedicated a whole page advising against getting a 1988-1990 XJ6 because of the horrid electrics! The damn thing was just 6-8 yrs old then! CP CP CP!!!

I did this in Lansing. It worked wonders when the lake effect bands that dump on Kalamazoo decided to go further inland with a few inches of snow. I merely cleared the windshield, put them down and voila! Wipers that functioned perfectly and actually wiped away snow that was still falling while driving.

North Dakota uses beet juice to a certain temp, then some sand for the hills. NO SALT. The beet juice not only deices, but prevents ice crystals from sticking to pavement. I wish I could get some at Lowes to use over salt (tired of tracking ice melt in the house even after taking shoes off at the door).

1st thing to be changed!!!

Sometimes I’ll order a pizza when it snows hard in ND. The delivery person always drives an suv, delivers on time and gets a 15-20% cash tip. If I don’t want to tip, I’ll carry it out of the pizza place myself.

I’ve been stuck before. The first thing I do is clear the tailpipe, clear the defroster vents below the windshield and clear the grill for the car. I used a shovel under the seat (couldn’t shovel out ground clearance was too low and too much falling snow). Blower on high (motor kicks in and out since it’s a hybrid,…