An honorable mention is the 1991-1996 Olds 98. Look what time does to the visible Olds logo on the taillights! It made mine when I had one always look a little off...

Probably not a bad thing to have in some of the plains states with high winds. Any addition to stability in a windstorm is welcome.

The ‘76 2002 is a solid choice. That red one would look fantastic with a ‘76 Michigan plate on the front of it (you can put original year plates on an antique car in MI). You’re excused.

The “Silly boy, trucks are for girls” sticker is on Chevy trucks, not RAM.

The answer is always Aztek!

Uncle Rico drove the Santana though...which you don’t want to punch because it is 70s awesome! I mean look at the interior of the actual van! Shag carpet and Tigers!!! BTW My friends and clients call me Uncle Rico!

Hey this line applies to Jaguar owners! Oh wait...this is about cars carry on.

That’s why I drive a Ford C-Max. The car of choice for people who wanted a Focus ST but had to settle for Prius fuel economy. These are the laid-back people who drive 10 under the limit in the right lane on the freeway and then drive like a bat outta hell on curvy roads.

Am I the only one who thought the Zephyr was a beautiful car and a Lincoln worth buying?

Tesla needs to build some Supercharger stations in North Dakota (there are none all the way to MSP) and Michigan (very few and none up North). These states actually have Tesla owners living there and are too far from the nearest Supercharger to go from corner to corner within their own states.

Key here is not supposed to. It is not a violation under the law and the MUTCD to cross a single white line. If it is a double white line then it is illegal.

I like them so much despite not needing 7 seats that I actually thought about buying one. My parents have one and it was the most comfortable road trip car (all us kids + parents’ dog no matter the age would pile in to go up to Northern Michigan as a family for 1 week in the summer). If I had kids, I would have a Flex.

I forgot to add that drivers in lower Michigan like to drive 70-80mph on the freeway in the dead of winter at 0-10 deg F. That takes some serious salt to keep the road clear. In sand areas people drive slower or just have better hardware for the task (4x4, Subarus, etc...).

I would have considered a fusion or fusion hybrid/energy if it came as a wagon. Hell, I grudgingly considered it anyway because of how good it was. A wagon lets me haul the same as an SUV/CUV and still have fun driving it.

Sand can’t be used without a good way to clean the streets because sand clogs storm drains (Lansing, MI was horrible about keeping these clean so they would flood in a storm, over and over again).

The C-max is also kind of a wagon too.

The fake car ads put out by the knobs who like to scam! You know what I'm talking about.

You must have the best credit union in the world. Mine is at 2.79% for 48 months (why on earth would you finance a car for 6-7 years!!!) and everyone else in town was higher. Then again I bought an off-lease car (60000 left on the warranty).

Kinja'd

All I see is this...