Oh wait, this is The AV Club. I thought this was The Root...

Ugh Primanti’s is so overrated. Next time you’re here go to Peppi’s and get a #7 AKA “The Rothlisburger”

Also local Yokel. Can confirm.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Make_Believe_(amusement_park)#Scandals/lawsuits/crimes

just put an old tube sock over your wipers. Take it off before you go driving. 

i think you mean “BrownCOATS”

I CAN SMELL YOUR FUNK STANLEY! AND I’M COMING TO BURY MY FACE IN IT!

Don’t forget Zach’s time on the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

Reminds me of the review of Fellowship of the Ring on Aint It Cool News, when the reviewer said Gandalf was a ripoff of old Ben Kenobi.

Reminds me of the review of Fellowship of the Ring on Aint It Cool News, when the reviewer said Gandalf was a ripoff…

its a shame, too. Audrey Marie Anderson has amazing legs. 

At one time scientists believed that a human being would die of asphyxiation if they traveled faster than 25 MPH.

Fucking Orange Hitler and his (shuffles cards) full sized chocolate bars!

“Men should live in fear for a change.”

The MCU pushing them forward because they had sold the rights to the X-Men and the word “Mutant” is arguably the worst thing to happen to the X-Men franchise bar none.

you mean this?

Hey so was Planned Parenthood but fuck it, lets give them tax dollars, right?