To be fair, we’d all be that good if we were ungodly rich.

WRONG.

Dieter: Where is the most logical location for the MENU button?

Proper convertible Maybach.

A perk of putting your life on the line is letting you create a list of people who are above the law?

I had a ticket for 101 in a 70 one time, pretty decent fine plus Michigan’s lovely driver responsibility fees on top of it. Not saying I didn’t deserve the ticket, but so does this police chief.

I had to go though a lot of crap and pay hefty fines when pulled over for 93 in a 55. Patrick George spent 3 days in jail for the same. This jerk does 107 in a 45 and they laugh it off.

This is why when cops murder someone, they never go to jail. The other officers will never ever turn in their fellow gang members.

I think well preserved Geo Metros are something of a cult car these days! I would rock one at a C&C.

Houston Cars & Coffee - April 2014

I think the focus should be on the horrible salesman who just missed a great chance to upsell to the most expensive trim level. That’s not a good question, he should just pounce, “Oh you definitely need the higher horsepower more expensive one. I would be dangerous to drive a car with only 423 horsepower.”

The KIA one where the guy imagines he’s playing basketball and drifts across the lane, it scares me that I share the road with idiots like that, seriously, who likes the Cav’s......

2nd Gear: Honda’s Gonna Make More Big Cars

They’re in a Ford dealership. Clearly they’re concerned that 423 horsepower is insufficient to properly take out a crowd of people.

It’s called mount stupid.

1991 GT-4 Celica. AWD, manual and turbo. Plus Toyota reliable. Also meets the 25 year import rule.

Why would someone want a bulletproof BMW motorcycle though?

While a 529 is great, I’d want my kids to have a little more under the hood so I think I’d splurge on a 535 at least. Or maybe even a 550.

Disgusting.